cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.
all of the characters in the yugioh intro look like their parents told them to do something they dont want to do
“take out the trash”
“do the dishes”
“clean your room”
“do your homework”